I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
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nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
it's like heaven, but drunker
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
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I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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