Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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