Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
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he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
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I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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