he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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