Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Randomize
