why didn't you poke me back
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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