physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
We are two peas in an std pod
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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