I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
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