help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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