I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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