We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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