I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
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Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
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Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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