U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
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All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
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He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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