all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
Operation Purity has been aborted
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
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of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
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Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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