Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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