guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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