I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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