she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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