They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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