this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
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WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
false alarm, still single
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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