If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
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with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I want her autograph on my taint
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
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Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
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