I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
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There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
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You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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