if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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