I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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