Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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