Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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