great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I am full of burrito and curiosity
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
We’re leaving where are you
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