Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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