you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
so let's talk penis.
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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