TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
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