im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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