I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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