I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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