Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
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Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
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