Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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