Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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