David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.