He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
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Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
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He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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