i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
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Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I am here to underwhelm you with my vagina
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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
75% of my food budget goes to wine, the rest to chips and salsa.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.