Dual....:-)
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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