Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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