i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
My balls are so social today.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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