god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
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