Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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