the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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