Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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