hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
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