I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
