you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
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It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
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im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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