What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Nicole vs. Life
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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