***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
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