Apparently you make a good broom.
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
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fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
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How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
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