Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
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I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
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well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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