32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
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I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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