Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
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I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
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Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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