you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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